Josh's Reviews

Can three short films combined make a good feature length film? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 7.5/10 Acting: 9/10 Storyline: 7/10 Intensity: 6/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 8/10 Nudity: 4/10 Director Score: 8.5/10 Musical Score: 6.5/10 Dialogue: 8/10 Logic In The Film: 8/10 Body Bags is a 1993 film. Its genres encompass comedy, horror, and sci-fi. The run time is one hour and thirty-one minutes. The three main stars of the film are Mark Hamill (Known for Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi) Stacy Keach (Known for Nebraska, Escape from L.A., The Bourne Legacy, and Up In Smoke) and Robert Carradine (Known for Revenge of the Nerds, Escape from L.A., The Lizzie McGuire Movie, and Ghosts of Mars) John Carpenter is a director of the film (Known for Escape from New York, The Fog, Ha...

Is this film as bad as everyone makes it out to be? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 2/10 Acting: 1.5/10 Storyline: 2/10 Intensity: 0/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 2/10 Musical Score: 3/10 Dialogue: 2.5/10 Logic In The Film: 5/10 Manos: The Hands of Fate is a 1966 film. Its genre is a horror film. The run time is one hour and thirteen minutes. The three main stars of the film are Tom Neyman (Known for Manos: The Hands of Fate, Manos Returns, and Hands: The Fate of ‘Manos’), John Reynolds (Known for Manos: The Hands of Fate) and Diane Adelson (Known for Manos: The Hands of Fate, Manos Returns, and Hands: The Fate of ‘Manos’). The Director, Harold P. Warren has directed only Manos: The Hands of Fate, and also was an actor in the film. A quick summary of the film is “ A family gets lost and ends up finding a devil worshiping cult led by Master and his servant Torgo.”...

Incest jokes, misdiagnosed death, and murder oh my! Yep this is indeed Doom Asylum. The Scores Interest: 7/10 Acting: 5/10 Storyline: 6/10 Intensity: 2/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6/10 Nudity: 8/10 Director Score: 6.5/10 Musical Score: 6/10 Dialogue: 5/10* Logic In The Film: 5/10 Doom Asylum is a 1988 film. It is a Comedy horror movie. The run time is one hour and seventeen minutes. The three main stars are Patty Mullen (Best known for Frankenhooker, The Equalizer, Doom Asylum, and Clash of the Champions), Ruth Collins (Best known for Moving America Forward, Death Collector, Witch Academy, and Galactic Gigolo) and Kristen Davis (Best known for Sex and the City 2, Sex and the City (TV Show), Sex and the City, Journey 2: The Mysterious Island). The Director is Richard Freeman (Best known for Acts of Desperation, Halfway to Hell, Ground Zero, and Street Knight). A quick summary of the film is “A terrib...

Can a Navy SEAL and CGI make for a good movie? Let’s take a look shall we? The Scores Interest: 6/10 Acting: 5.5/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 4/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6.5/10 Nudity: 1/10 Director Score: 4.5/10 Musical Score: 1.5/10 Dialogue: 7/10 Logic In The Film: 7/10 Alien Warfare is a 2019 film Released only to Netflix. The genres the film exhibits are Action and sci-fi. Its run time is one hour twenty-eight minutes. The three main stars of the film are Clayton Snyder (Best known for The Lizzie McGuire Movie, Mondays, and The Reunion), David Meadows a former Navy SEAL (Best known for Captain Phillips, Imperium, Age of the Living Dead, and Alien Warfare) and Daniel Washington (Best known for Detroit, Alien Warfare, Defending Jacob, and Saul at Night). The director is Jeremiah Jones (Best known for 1,800 Days, CarJack, Alien Warfare, and Dream/Girl). A quick summary of the film is “Navy SEAL...

Can a comedy film from the 70’s dealing in Vansplotation and having a role with Danny Divito make it at least okay? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 3/10 Acting: 3/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 3/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 4/10 Nudity: 10/10 Director Score: 2/10 Musical Score: 4.5/10 Dialogue 5/10 Logic In The Film: 8/10 The Van is a 1977 film. It is in the genre of comedy. Its run time is one hour and thirty-two minutes. The three main stars are Stuart Goetz (Known for Spy Hard, Mimic, Traveler, and Sonic the Hedgehog animated series, all for music departments.) Deborah White (Known for Mallrats, St. Elsewhere, The Waltons, and Kojak as an actress) and Harry Morgan Moses (Known for Dan Miller, Everybody Hates Chris, Living Luminaries: On the Serious Business of Happiness, and The Van). This film also has Danny DeVito as a small character in the film as well. The Director is Sam Grossman and he...

Can art and blood make for an good film? Let’s find out shall we? The Scores Interest: 5/10 Acting: 7.5/10 Storyline: 8/10 Intensity: 7/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 9/10 Nudity: 7/10 Director Score: 8/10 Musical Score: 7.5/10 Dialogue: 8/10 Logic In The Film: 8/10 [Score of the film total] Velvet Buzzsaw is a 2019 film. The genres are horror, mystery, and thriller. The movies run time is one hour and fifty-nine minutes. The three stars of the film are Jake Gyllenhaal (Known for Nightcrawler, Brokeback Mountain, Prisoners, and Donnie Darko), Rene Russo (Known for Nightcrawler, The Thomas crown Affair, Ransom, and Lethal Weapon 4), and Zawe Ashton (Known for Velvet Buzzsaw, Blitz, Nocturnal Animals, and Sherlock). The Director of the film is Dan Gilroy (Known for Nightcraler, Roman J. Israel, Esq, Velvet Buzzsaw, and Two for the Money). Let’s take in in depth look shall we? Interest: This one...

Interest: 3/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 7/10 Intensity: 5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 7/10 Nudity: 8/10 Crime: 6.5/10 Drama: 6/10 Production Value: 6.5/10 Logic: 5/10 Black Belt Jones 2: The Tattoo Connection is a 1978 sequel for The original Black Belt Jones. Its Run time is one hour and thirty minutes. It takes a more serious tone being an action, crime, drama film. The three stars of the film are Jim Kelly (Known for Enter the Dragon, Black Belt Jones, Black Samurai, and Death Dimension), Sing Chen (Known for Double Impact, Fan Dau Mui, Shanghai 13, and Xiao Sha Xing), and Tao-Liang Tan (Known for Shao Lin men, Breathing Fire, Tornado of Pearl River, and Zui hou yi kou qi). A quick summary of the film is “ An American insurance investigator goes to China to retrieve a near perfect, famous diamond by a local crime organization.” I’m excited about the sequel, to see if it has the same magic the first one did....

Interest: 8/10 Acting: 5/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 2/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 7/10 Nudity: 0/10 Humor: 8/10 Crime: 6/10 Production Value: 4/10 Logic: 8/10 Black Belt Jones is a 1974 film. It is an action comedy film, and while I’m no expert I’d probably consider this a blaxplotation film. The movies run time is one hour and twenty-five minutes. The three stars of the film are Jim Kelly (Known for Enter the Dragon, Black Belt Jones, Black Samurai, and Death Dimension) Gloria Hendry ( Known for Live and Let Die, Freaky Deaky, Black Belt Jones, and Savage Sisters) and Scatman Crothers (Known for The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, The Aristocats, and Twilight Zone: The Movie) A quick summary of the film is “ A mafia buyout of a karate dojo goes awry, killing the owner. His daughter refuses to sell, and convinces the kids to get revenge, and fights with Jones and the kids against the mafia.” Let’s...

Interest: 8.5/10 Acting: 8/10 Storyline: 7.5/10 Intensity: 8/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 10/10 Nudity: 3/10 Comedy: 9/10 Sport: 9/10 Gore: 10/10 Logic: 10/10 Goon is a 2011 film. It is a comedy sports film. Its runtime is one hour and thirty-two minutes. Its three stars are Seann William Scott ( Known for American Pie, American Wedding, Dude, Where’s My Car, and American Pie 2), Jay Baruchel (Known for Goon, This Is the End, How to Train Your Dragon, and How to Train Your Dragon 2) and Alison Pill (Known for Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Goon, Milk, and Dan in Real Life) A quick summary of the film is “ A man is considered an outcast by his family, he works as a bouncer, overcoming odds to become a hockey player, and lead a misfit crew of semi-pro hockey players to glory, all while beating the crap out of everything in his path.” Let’s have a look shall we? Interest: Goon is honestly very intere...

Interest: 7/10 Acting: 9/10 Storyline: 9/10 Intensity: 8.5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 8/10 Nudity: 3/10 Horror: 8/10 Mystery: 6/10 Thriller: 6.5 Logic: 8/10 Psycho is a 1960 film. Genre wise it is considered and horror, mystery, thriller. Its run time is one hour and forty-nine minutes. The three main stars are Anthony Perkins (Known for Psycho, Psycho III, Psycho II, and Friendly Persuasion), Vera Miles (Known for The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Psycho, The Searchers, and Psycho II) and John Gavin (Known for Psycho, Spartacus, A Time to Love and a Time to Die, and Thoroughly Modern Millie). I’m sure most of you are wondering why I’m reviewing this, it’s because it’s a forgotten classic among most people who do horror movies, it does a lot of tropes right, and well, and originated many of them while starting new ones and perfecting things even big films keep struggling with. A quick summary of the film is “A...

Interest: 7/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 7/10 Intensity: 8/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6/10 Nudity: 6/10 Action: 7/10 Sci-fi: 7.5/10 Drama: 8/10 Logic: 7.5/10 Logan’s Run is a 1976 film. It is an action sci-fi film. Its run time is one hour and fifty-nine minutes long. The three main stars of the film are Michael York (Known for Logan’s Run, Cabaret, Romeo and Juliet, and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me) Richard Jordan (Known for The Hunt for Red October, Dune, Logan’s Run, and The Secret of My Success) and Jenny Agutter (Known for The Avengers, Logan’s Run, An American Werewolf in London, and Child’s Play 2) A quick summary of Logan’s Run is “ In a utopia world in the 23 rd century, everything is perfect except one thing, once you turn 30, you’re forced to die, or become a runner! If you run, you’re hunted! And one man is tasked leaving the utopia behind to destroy outside Sanctuary!” Sounds alright, ...