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Ator, the Blade Master Review

Can a sequel of a terrible movie come out better than from what it is molded from? Let’s take a look below to find out! The Scores Interest: 5/10 Acting: 4.5/10 Storyline: 2/10 Intensity: 4/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 5/10 Musical Score: 3/10 Dialogue: 6/10 Logic In The Film: 3/10 Ator, the Blade Master (Also Known As Cave Dwellers, or just The Blade Master) is a 1984 film and sequel to Ator, the Fighting Eagle. The movie is an action, adventure, and fantasy film. Its run time is one hour and thirty-two minutes long. The Three main stars of the film are Miles O’Keeffe (Known for The Blade Masters, Ator, the Fighting Eagle, Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, and Pocahontas: The Legend), Lisa Foster (Known for Virtuosity, Cliffhanger, Die Hard: With a Vengeance, and Wolf), and Charles Borromel (Known for Ladyhawke, Messalina vs. t...

Ator, The Fighting Eagle Review

Is Ator, The Fighting Eagle a good movie at all? Let’s take a look below and find out! The Scores Interest: 3.5/10 Acting: 4.5/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 3.5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 4/10 Nudity: 2/10 Director Score: 5/10 Musical Score: 3/10 Dialogue: 5/10 Logic In The Film: 5.5/10 Ator, the Fighting Eagle is a 1982 film. It is an action, adventure, and fantasy film. The run time of the film is one hour and thirty-eight minutes. The three main stars of the film are Miles O’Keeffe (Known for The Blade Masters, Ator, the Fighting Eagle, Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, and Pocahontas: The Legend), Sabrina Siani (Known for The Throne of Fire, 2020 Texas Gladiators, Blue Island, and Ten Zan – Ultimate Mission), and Ritza Brown (Known for Ator, the Fighting Eagle, Sophia Loren: Her Own Story, Tuareg: The Desert Warrior, and Canne mozze). Joe D’Amato is the direct...

The Room Review

The Room, the well renowned film, is it worth a watch? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 5.5/10 Acting: 5/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6/10 Nudity: 8/10 Director Score: 6/10 Musical Score: 7/10 Dialogue: 5/10 Logic In The Film: 7/10 The Room is a 2003 film. It is considered a drama. The run time is one hour and thirty-nine minutes. The three main stars of the film are Tommy Wiseau (Known for The Room, Best F(r)iends: Volume 1, Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance, and Corsica Arts Club: California I Follow), Juliette Danielle (Known for The Room, Development Hell, The Story of Sarah, and The Story of Sarah 2), and Greg Sestero (Known for The Room, The Disaster Artist, Best F(r)iends: Volume 1, and Retro Puppet Masters). The Director is Tommy Wiseau as well. I will try to sum up the movie the best I can “Johnny, a successful banker, lives with his fiancee Lisa. Lisa gets bored with him one day and goes on to seduce his best friend, ...

Ouija Summoning Review

Can this low budget Ouija Board possession film be a hidden gem? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 1/10 Acting: 1.5/10 Storyline: 2.5/10 Intensity: 1/10 Fight Guns or Otherwise: 4/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 2/10 Musical Score: 2.5/10 Dialogue: 2/10 Logic In The Film: 6.5/10 Ouija Summoning is a 2015 film. It is a horror film. The run time is one hour and thirty minutes. The three main stars of the film are Tara Shayne (Known for Carefree), Marty Drew (Known for Mascots, Liza on Demand, Ready Player One, and Lost Girls: Angie’s Story), and Kristen Hagen (Known for Annabel Lee, Recovery, Material Girls, and Interstellar Wars). The director is Marwan Mokbel (Known for Ouija Summoning, Gayville a Musical, Set Me Free, and Life of Homer). A quick summary of the film is “A woman is haunted by an evil spirit after a game of Ouija board goes very wrong.” Let’s take a look at the categories and dissect this film a little more. Interest: The interest of this fi...

2 Dead 2 Kill Review

Will this low budget action film be any good? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 4.5/10 Acting: 4/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 4/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5.5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 5/10 Musical Score: 5/10 Dialogue: 6/10 Logic In The Film: 6/10 2 Dead 2 Kill is a 2013 film. It is an action, crime, thriller film. Its run time is one hour and thirty minutes. The three main stars are Jill Andre (Known for The Runaways, The Master, Two of a Kind, and Milo), Katherine Bailess (Known for Hit the Floor, One Tree Hill, Gilmore Girls, and From Justin to Kelly), and I. Elijah Baughman (Known for Tom Segura: Mostly Stories, The Friendly Dope Dealer, Murder Rap: Inside the Biggie and Tupac Murders, and Karter Hall). There are two directors of this film, Michael J. Hach (Only known for 2 Dead 2 Kill) and Neil Kinsella (Known for Downstream, Cyberkidz, 2 Dead 2 Kill, and Losing the Light) A quick summary of the film is “A drug addict tries like hell to find $...

Laserblast Review

Is this the star wars knock off you were needing all your life? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 2/10 Acting: 2/10 Storyline: 2/10 Intensity: 2.5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 3/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 1/10 Musical Score: 4/10 Dialogue: 3/10 Logic In The Film: 5/10 Laserblast is a 1978 film. It is a horror sci-fi film. Run time is one hour and twenty-five minutes. The three main stars of the film are Kim Milford (Known for Laserblast, Mannix, Ciao Manhattan, and Wired to Kill), Cheryl Smith (Known for Cinderella, Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural, Up in Smoke, and The Incredible Melting Man), and Gianni Russo (Known for The Godfather, Super Mario Bros. Rush Hour 2, and The Family Man). The Director is Michael Ray (Known for Aliens Gone Wild, Laserblast, and Sinner’s Blood). Let’s take a look at the categories shall we? Interest: The interest to me for the film was lackin...

Manos: The Hands of Fate review

Is this film as bad as everyone makes it out to be? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 2/10 Acting: 1.5/10 Storyline: 2/10 Intensity: 0/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 2/10 Musical Score: 3/10 Dialogue: 2.5/10 Logic In The Film: 5/10 Manos: The Hands of Fate is a 1966 film. Its genre is a horror film. The run time is one hour and thirteen minutes. The three main stars of the film are Tom Neyman (Known for Manos: The Hands of Fate, Manos Returns, and Hands: The Fate of ‘Manos’), John Reynolds (Known for Manos: The Hands of Fate) and Diane Adelson (Known for Manos: The Hands of Fate, Manos Returns, and Hands: The Fate of ‘Manos’). The Director, Harold P. Warren has directed only Manos: The Hands of Fate, and also was an actor in the film. A quick summary of the film is “ A family gets lost and ends up finding a devil worshiping cult led by Master and his servant Torgo.”...

The Van (1977) Review

Can a comedy film from the 70’s dealing in Vansplotation and having a role with Danny Divito make it at least okay? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 3/10 Acting: 3/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 3/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 4/10 Nudity: 10/10 Director Score: 2/10 Musical Score: 4.5/10 Dialogue 5/10 Logic In The Film: 8/10 The Van is a 1977 film. It is in the genre of comedy. Its run time is one hour and thirty-two minutes. The three main stars are Stuart Goetz (Known for Spy Hard, Mimic, Traveler, and Sonic the Hedgehog animated series, all for music departments.) Deborah White (Known for Mallrats, St. Elsewhere, The Waltons, and Kojak as an actress) and Harry Morgan Moses (Known for Dan Miller, Everybody Hates Chris, Living Luminaries: On the Serious Business of Happiness, and The Van). This film also has Danny DeVito as a small character in the film as well. The Director is Sam Grossman and he...

Bunnyman Review

Interest: 3/10 Acting: 6.5/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Horror: 3/10 Drama: 6/10 Gore: 4/10 Logic: 5/10 Bunnyman is a 2011 film. It is a horror film. Run time is one hour and thirty minutes. Bunnyman stars Cheryl Texiera ( Known for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Girl Meets World, The Conners, and NCIS: Los Angeles), Matthew Albrechet (Known for The Artist, Listen to Your Heart, The Eves, and Buck Wild) and Alaina Agianci (Only known for Bunnyman). I saw the name and became interested in it, and then the box art, which told me either this is going to be a complete schlock fest with cheese pilled a mile high, or boring as crap. Let’s see how this one plays out shall we? Interest: My interest level in this movie fluctuated drastically in its entirety, although I can tell you at the beginning I was excited and honestly surprised, then my interest d...

American Poltergeist Review

Interest: 3/10 Acting: 3/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 2/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 3/10 Nudity: 0/10 Horror: 1/10 Gore: 4.5/10 Makeup: 2/10 Logic: 2/10 American Poltergeist is a 2015 film that is in the horror and thriller genre. The movie runs for one hour and eighteen minutes. It stars Donna Sprangler (Only known for this film and Beverly Hills Christmas) Simona Fusco ( Was in Beerfest, Extreme Movie, and Loaded) and Luke Brandon Field (Known for Where The Road Meets The Sky, Blackwood, and Emily & Tim). The movie is on Netflix so if you want to watch it after the review, that’s where it can be watched. A quick summary of this film is “ Some college kids rent a house, and visions of pain and torment surface. Then the visions and hallucinations come to life!” Let’s see if the movie is any good shall we? Interest: With a cast that at least to some extent have at least acted, and acted in okay movies...