Josh's Reviews

Piranha 3D, was it ever good? Let’s take a closer look and find out! The Scores Interest: 6/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5.5/10 Nudity: 10/10 Director Score: 6.5/10 Musical Score: 6/10 Dialogue: 6/10 Logic In The Film: 6.5/10 Piranha 3D came out in 2010. The genres it uses are comedy and horror. Its run time is one hour and twenty-eight minutes. The three main stars of the film are Richard Dreyfuss (Known for The Goodbye girl, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and Mr. Holland’s Opus), Ving Rhames (Known for Pulp Fiction, Bringing Out the Dead, Mission: Impossible II, and Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation), and Elisabeth Shue (Known for Leaving Las Vegas, Adventures in Babysitting, The Saint, and The Karate Kid (1984)). Alexandre Aja is the director (Known for High Tension, The Hills Have Eyes (2006), Piranha 3D, and Maniac). A quick summary of the...

Is this movie one that is actually good? I don’t know yet, let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 4/10 Acting: 8/10 Storyline: 7/10 Intensity: 2/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6.5/10 Nudity: 8/10 Director Score: 6/10 Musical Score: 7/10 Dialogue: 7/10 Logic In The Film: 6/10 The Shout is a 1978 film. The genres it mostly uses are horror and drama. The movies run time is one hour and twenty-six minutes. The three main stars of the film are Alan Bates (Known for Gosford Park, The Mothman Prophecies, The Sum of All Fears, and Woman in Love), Susannah Yotk (Known for Superman, They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?, Superman II and A Man for All Seasons), and John Hurt (Known for 1984, The Elephant Man, Alien, and Hellboy). The director is Jerzy Skolimowski (Known for The Avengers, Essential Killing, Four Nights with Anna, and 11 Minutes) a Quick summary of this film is “ A traveler forces himself into a musician and his wife’s lives, using magic to confuse and charm his hosts...

Can this low budget Ouija Board possession film be a hidden gem? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 1/10 Acting: 1.5/10 Storyline: 2.5/10 Intensity: 1/10 Fight Guns or Otherwise: 4/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 2/10 Musical Score: 2.5/10 Dialogue: 2/10 Logic In The Film: 6.5/10 Ouija Summoning is a 2015 film. It is a horror film. The run time is one hour and thirty minutes. The three main stars of the film are Tara Shayne (Known for Carefree), Marty Drew (Known for Mascots, Liza on Demand, Ready Player One, and Lost Girls: Angie’s Story), and Kristen Hagen (Known for Annabel Lee, Recovery, Material Girls, and Interstellar Wars). The director is Marwan Mokbel (Known for Ouija Summoning, Gayville a Musical, Set Me Free, and Life of Homer). A quick summary of the film is “A woman is haunted by an evil spirit after a game of Ouija board goes very wrong.” Let’s take a look at the categories and dissect this film a little more. Interest: The interest of this fi...

Will this low budget action film be any good? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 4.5/10 Acting: 4/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 4/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5.5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 5/10 Musical Score: 5/10 Dialogue: 6/10 Logic In The Film: 6/10 2 Dead 2 Kill is a 2013 film. It is an action, crime, thriller film. Its run time is one hour and thirty minutes. The three main stars are Jill Andre (Known for The Runaways, The Master, Two of a Kind, and Milo), Katherine Bailess (Known for Hit the Floor, One Tree Hill, Gilmore Girls, and From Justin to Kelly), and I. Elijah Baughman (Known for Tom Segura: Mostly Stories, The Friendly Dope Dealer, Murder Rap: Inside the Biggie and Tupac Murders, and Karter Hall). There are two directors of this film, Michael J. Hach (Only known for 2 Dead 2 Kill) and Neil Kinsella (Known for Downstream, Cyberkidz, 2 Dead 2 Kill, and Losing the Light) A quick summary of the film is “A drug addict tries like hell to find $...

Can a couple of valley girls survive an apocalypse scenario? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 6.5/10 Acting: 7/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 6/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 7/10 Nudity: 1/10 Director Score: 4/10 Musical Score: 7.5/10 Dialogue: 7/10 Logic In The Film: 6/10 Night of The Comet is a 1984 film. The genres are it uses mostly are comedy horror, and sci-fi. Its run time is one hour and thirty-five minutes. The three main stars of this film are Robert Beltran (Known for Star Trek Voyager, Night of the Comet, Nixon, and Lone Wolf McQuade), Catherine Mary Stewart (Known for The Last Starfighter, Night of the Comet, Weekend at Bernie’s, and The Apple), and Kelli Maroney(Known for Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Night of the Comet, Ryan’s Hope, and True Blood) The director is Thom Eberhardt (Best known for Without a Clue, Ratz, Honey I Blew Up the Kid, and Night of the Comet) A quick summary of ...

Can three short films combined make a good feature length film? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 7.5/10 Acting: 9/10 Storyline: 7/10 Intensity: 6/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 8/10 Nudity: 4/10 Director Score: 8.5/10 Musical Score: 6.5/10 Dialogue: 8/10 Logic In The Film: 8/10 Body Bags is a 1993 film. Its genres encompass comedy, horror, and sci-fi. The run time is one hour and thirty-one minutes. The three main stars of the film are Mark Hamill (Known for Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi) Stacy Keach (Known for Nebraska, Escape from L.A., The Bourne Legacy, and Up In Smoke) and Robert Carradine (Known for Revenge of the Nerds, Escape from L.A., The Lizzie McGuire Movie, and Ghosts of Mars) John Carpenter is a director of the film (Known for Escape from New York, The Fog, Ha...

Incest jokes, misdiagnosed death, and murder oh my! Yep this is indeed Doom Asylum. The Scores Interest: 7/10 Acting: 5/10 Storyline: 6/10 Intensity: 2/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6/10 Nudity: 8/10 Director Score: 6.5/10 Musical Score: 6/10 Dialogue: 5/10* Logic In The Film: 5/10 Doom Asylum is a 1988 film. It is a Comedy horror movie. The run time is one hour and seventeen minutes. The three main stars are Patty Mullen (Best known for Frankenhooker, The Equalizer, Doom Asylum, and Clash of the Champions), Ruth Collins (Best known for Moving America Forward, Death Collector, Witch Academy, and Galactic Gigolo) and Kristen Davis (Best known for Sex and the City 2, Sex and the City (TV Show), Sex and the City, Journey 2: The Mysterious Island). The Director is Richard Freeman (Best known for Acts of Desperation, Halfway to Hell, Ground Zero, and Street Knight). A quick summary of the film is “A terrib...

Can art and blood make for an good film? Let’s find out shall we? The Scores Interest: 5/10 Acting: 7.5/10 Storyline: 8/10 Intensity: 7/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 9/10 Nudity: 7/10 Director Score: 8/10 Musical Score: 7.5/10 Dialogue: 8/10 Logic In The Film: 8/10 [Score of the film total] Velvet Buzzsaw is a 2019 film. The genres are horror, mystery, and thriller. The movies run time is one hour and fifty-nine minutes. The three stars of the film are Jake Gyllenhaal (Known for Nightcrawler, Brokeback Mountain, Prisoners, and Donnie Darko), Rene Russo (Known for Nightcrawler, The Thomas crown Affair, Ransom, and Lethal Weapon 4), and Zawe Ashton (Known for Velvet Buzzsaw, Blitz, Nocturnal Animals, and Sherlock). The Director of the film is Dan Gilroy (Known for Nightcraler, Roman J. Israel, Esq, Velvet Buzzsaw, and Two for the Money). Let’s take in in depth look shall we? Interest: This one...

Interest: 7/10 Acting: 9/10 Storyline: 9/10 Intensity: 8.5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 8/10 Nudity: 3/10 Horror: 8/10 Mystery: 6/10 Thriller: 6.5 Logic: 8/10 Psycho is a 1960 film. Genre wise it is considered and horror, mystery, thriller. Its run time is one hour and forty-nine minutes. The three main stars are Anthony Perkins (Known for Psycho, Psycho III, Psycho II, and Friendly Persuasion), Vera Miles (Known for The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Psycho, The Searchers, and Psycho II) and John Gavin (Known for Psycho, Spartacus, A Time to Love and a Time to Die, and Thoroughly Modern Millie). I’m sure most of you are wondering why I’m reviewing this, it’s because it’s a forgotten classic among most people who do horror movies, it does a lot of tropes right, and well, and originated many of them while starting new ones and perfecting things even big films keep struggling with. A quick summary of the film is “A...

Interest: 4/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6.5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Horror: 5/10 Gore: 6/10 Mystery: 5/10 Logic: 5/10 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is a 1998 Horror Mystery film. Its run time is one hour and forty minutes. The Three Top Stars are Jennifer Love Hewitt (Known for I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Tuxedo, Heartbreakers, and I Still Know What You Did Last Summer), Freddie Prinze JR. (Known for She’s All That, Scooby-Doo, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed) and Brandy Norwood (Known for I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, Moesha, Osmosis Jones, and The Game). The movie is obviously a sequel to I Know What You Did Last Summer, but let’s see how it stacks up shall we? Interest: Interest in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (Now going to be abbreviated to ISKWYDLS) is okay. It is a slow burner, that...