Josh's Reviews

Can three short films combined make a good feature length film? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 7.5/10 Acting: 9/10 Storyline: 7/10 Intensity: 6/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 8/10 Nudity: 4/10 Director Score: 8.5/10 Musical Score: 6.5/10 Dialogue: 8/10 Logic In The Film: 8/10 Body Bags is a 1993 film. Its genres encompass comedy, horror, and sci-fi. The run time is one hour and thirty-one minutes. The three main stars of the film are Mark Hamill (Known for Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi) Stacy Keach (Known for Nebraska, Escape from L.A., The Bourne Legacy, and Up In Smoke) and Robert Carradine (Known for Revenge of the Nerds, Escape from L.A., The Lizzie McGuire Movie, and Ghosts of Mars) John Carpenter is a director of the film (Known for Escape from New York, The Fog, Ha...

Can art and blood make for an good film? Let’s find out shall we? The Scores Interest: 5/10 Acting: 7.5/10 Storyline: 8/10 Intensity: 7/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 9/10 Nudity: 7/10 Director Score: 8/10 Musical Score: 7.5/10 Dialogue: 8/10 Logic In The Film: 8/10 [Score of the film total] Velvet Buzzsaw is a 2019 film. The genres are horror, mystery, and thriller. The movies run time is one hour and fifty-nine minutes. The three stars of the film are Jake Gyllenhaal (Known for Nightcrawler, Brokeback Mountain, Prisoners, and Donnie Darko), Rene Russo (Known for Nightcrawler, The Thomas crown Affair, Ransom, and Lethal Weapon 4), and Zawe Ashton (Known for Velvet Buzzsaw, Blitz, Nocturnal Animals, and Sherlock). The Director of the film is Dan Gilroy (Known for Nightcraler, Roman J. Israel, Esq, Velvet Buzzsaw, and Two for the Money). Let’s take in in depth look shall we? Interest: This one...

Interest: 8/10 Acting: 5/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 2/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 7/10 Nudity: 0/10 Humor: 8/10 Crime: 6/10 Production Value: 4/10 Logic: 8/10 Black Belt Jones is a 1974 film. It is an action comedy film, and while I’m no expert I’d probably consider this a blaxplotation film. The movies run time is one hour and twenty-five minutes. The three stars of the film are Jim Kelly (Known for Enter the Dragon, Black Belt Jones, Black Samurai, and Death Dimension) Gloria Hendry ( Known for Live and Let Die, Freaky Deaky, Black Belt Jones, and Savage Sisters) and Scatman Crothers (Known for The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, The Aristocats, and Twilight Zone: The Movie) A quick summary of the film is “ A mafia buyout of a karate dojo goes awry, killing the owner. His daughter refuses to sell, and convinces the kids to get revenge, and fights with Jones and the kids against the mafia.” Let’s...

Interest: 8.5/10 Acting: 8/10 Storyline: 7.5/10 Intensity: 8/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 10/10 Nudity: 3/10 Comedy: 9/10 Sport: 9/10 Gore: 10/10 Logic: 10/10 Goon is a 2011 film. It is a comedy sports film. Its runtime is one hour and thirty-two minutes. Its three stars are Seann William Scott ( Known for American Pie, American Wedding, Dude, Where’s My Car, and American Pie 2), Jay Baruchel (Known for Goon, This Is the End, How to Train Your Dragon, and How to Train Your Dragon 2) and Alison Pill (Known for Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Goon, Milk, and Dan in Real Life) A quick summary of the film is “ A man is considered an outcast by his family, he works as a bouncer, overcoming odds to become a hockey player, and lead a misfit crew of semi-pro hockey players to glory, all while beating the crap out of everything in his path.” Let’s have a look shall we? Interest: Goon is honestly very intere...

Interest: 7/10 Acting: 9/10 Storyline: 9/10 Intensity: 8.5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 8/10 Nudity: 3/10 Horror: 8/10 Mystery: 6/10 Thriller: 6.5 Logic: 8/10 Psycho is a 1960 film. Genre wise it is considered and horror, mystery, thriller. Its run time is one hour and forty-nine minutes. The three main stars are Anthony Perkins (Known for Psycho, Psycho III, Psycho II, and Friendly Persuasion), Vera Miles (Known for The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Psycho, The Searchers, and Psycho II) and John Gavin (Known for Psycho, Spartacus, A Time to Love and a Time to Die, and Thoroughly Modern Millie). I’m sure most of you are wondering why I’m reviewing this, it’s because it’s a forgotten classic among most people who do horror movies, it does a lot of tropes right, and well, and originated many of them while starting new ones and perfecting things even big films keep struggling with. A quick summary of the film is “A...

Interest: 7/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 7/10 Intensity: 8/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6/10 Nudity: 6/10 Action: 7/10 Sci-fi: 7.5/10 Drama: 8/10 Logic: 7.5/10 Logan’s Run is a 1976 film. It is an action sci-fi film. Its run time is one hour and fifty-nine minutes long. The three main stars of the film are Michael York (Known for Logan’s Run, Cabaret, Romeo and Juliet, and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me) Richard Jordan (Known for The Hunt for Red October, Dune, Logan’s Run, and The Secret of My Success) and Jenny Agutter (Known for The Avengers, Logan’s Run, An American Werewolf in London, and Child’s Play 2) A quick summary of Logan’s Run is “ In a utopia world in the 23 rd century, everything is perfect except one thing, once you turn 30, you’re forced to die, or become a runner! If you run, you’re hunted! And one man is tasked leaving the utopia behind to destroy outside Sanctuary!” Sounds alright, ...

Interest: 7.5/10 Acting: 8/10 Storyline: 8/10 Intensity: 9/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 9/10 Nudity: 7/10 Western Elements: 7.5/10 War: 7.5/10 Drama: 8/10 Logic: 8/10 Soldier Blue is a 1970 Western film. Its run time is one hour and fifty-five minutes. Soldier Blue stars are Candice Bergen (Known for Murphy Brown, Miss Congeniality, Bride Wars, and Sweet Home Alabama), Peter Strauss (Known For Rich Man, Poor Man, The Jericho Mile, and Masada) and Donald Pleasence ( Known for Halloween II, Halloween, The Great Escape, and Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers). Also heads up, there is rape in this film, for historical purposes, of how vile we were (and still are). But let’s take a look at the film shall we? Interest: Soldier Blue is interesting as a movie and a social commentary. It shows the hardships of the both Native Americans and the white people. Indians actually tried to live with white me...

Interest: 8/10 Acting: 8/10 Storyline: 8.5/10 Intensity: 8/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 9/10 Nudity: 0/10 Action: 9/10 Crime: 10/10 Drama: 8/10 Logic: 10/10 Streets of Fire is a 1984 film. It is considered an action, crime, drama film. Run time is one hour and thirty-four minutes. The movie stars Michael Paré (Known for Gone, The Virgin Suicides, Streets of Fire, and The Lincoln Lawyer), Diane Lane (Known for Unfaithful, Under The Tuscan Sun, Inside Out, and Man of Steel), and Rick Moranis ( Best known for Parenthood, Spaceballs, Little Shop of Horrors, and Little Brews). That’s right, Rick Moranis is in this film, and he did this one the same year (Right before) Ghostbusters! Also Willem Dafoe is also in this film! The quick summary of the film is “A gun for hire is hired to rescue his ex-girlfriend, who has been kidnapped by a motorcycle gang.” Let’s see how this film is shall we? Interest: The movie holds my interest well enough. The mo...

Interest: 8/10 Acting: 8/10 Storyline: 7.5/10 Intensity: 8/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 9/10 Nudity: 0/10 Drama: 9/10 Insanity: 9/10 Musical Jigs: 7/10 Logic: 8/10 I was asked by the Twitter account of Mr.Pictures (They are the Production Company of the film) to review this movie. Bullitt County is an action, drama, thriller film. The movie is an hour and thirty-eight minutes long. This film came out late 2018/ early 2019. The top three billed actors in this film are Mike C. Nelson, Jenni Melear, and David McCracken. Between them, I’ve seen to my knowledge, zero percent of their work. The quick summary of this film is “Set in 1977 a few friends reunite for a bachelor party and hunt for old prohibition money, and terrible human nature runs its course. Let’s so how the movie is shall we? Interest: The movie starts off slowly, but very quickly becomes interesting. It may not be a well known film, but som...

Interest: 8/10 Acting: 8/10 Storyline: 8/10 Music: 8.5/10 Fights Guns or otherwise: 8.5/10 Excitement: 7/10 Drama: 8/10 Nudity: 7/10 Unintentional (Or intentional) Humor: 8/10 Logic: 8/10 American Beauty is a 1999 Drama starring Kevin Spacey (I’m sure the rest of these people are famous in their own right, but I don’t recognize any of them personally.) the run time is two hours and one minute. I’m typically not a fan of just straight dramas, but as requested by Grant Thomas, I said I would. So let’s get into it shall we? Interest: So this movie can hold an interest. On the surface at first it becomes a film about typical American life, which while they don’t make it seem brutal, you have to worry about losing your job, or even getting paid at all because you get paid on commission, and it takes a toll on you if you don’t do well, then it becomes a movie that is about falling in love/lust with you teenage daughters friend. it’s an interestin...