Josh's Reviews

Can Joe D’Amato actually make a good fantasy adventure film? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 6/10 Acting: 5/10 Storyline: 6/10 Intensity: 6/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6.5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 6.5/10 Musical Score: 8/10 Dialogue: 6/10 Logic In The Film: 5/10 Ator, Quest for the Mighty Sword (Or known as Quest for the mighty sword, Ator III: The Hobgoblin, or in Germany Troll 3) is a 1990 film. It is a fantasy adventure film. Its run time is one hour and thirty-four minutes. The three main stars of the film are Eric Allan Kramer (Known for Lodge 49, Good Luck Charlie, American Wedding, and Robin Hood: Men In Tights), Margaret Lenzey (Known for Dragnet, Ator, Quest for the Mighty Sword, Chicago Hope, and Burglar), and Donald O’Brien (Known for The Name of the Rose, Zombie Holocaust, A Man Called Blade, and I guerrieri dell’anno 2072). Joe D’Amato takes the helm for the third time is th...

Seriously, can the third movie be as bad as the other two?! Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 5/10 Acting: 5.5/10 Storyline: 6/10 Intensity: 6/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 6/10 Musical Score: 6/10 Dialogue: 6/10 Logic In The Film: 6/10 Ator, the Iron Warrior is a 1987 film (Also known as just the Iron Warrior). The films run time is one hour and twenty-two minutes. It is an action adventure drama. The three main stars are Miles O’Keeffe (Known for The Blade Masters, Ator, the Fighting Eagle, Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, and Pocahontas: The Legend), Savina Gersak (Known for Sonny Boy, Ator, the Iron Warrior, The Lone Runner, and Midnight Ride), and Elisabeth Kaza (Known for Ator, the Iron Warrior, Rosebud, Castle Freak, and Mr. Klein). Alfonso Brescia is the director this time (He is known for The Magnificent Gladiator, Super...

Is this movie truly as bad as every one says it is, or do people just hold on a bit too much to nostalgia? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 7.5/10 Acting: 7/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 2/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 7/10 Musical Score: 6/10 Dialogue: 6.5/10 Logic In The Film: 6/10 Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr. is the third film in the Ace Ventura films. Film genres the film encompasses are adventure, comedy, and crime. Run time for this film is one hour and thirty-three minutes. The Three main actors and actresses in the film are Josh Flitter (Known in The Greatest Game Ever Played, Nancy Drew, Big Momma’s House 2, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind), Emma Lockhart (Known for Batman Begins, The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr., and Special Ed), and Ann Cusack (Known for Grosse Pointe Blank, Accepted, Stigmata, and Tank Girl). D...

Can this low budget Ouija Board possession film be a hidden gem? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 1/10 Acting: 1.5/10 Storyline: 2.5/10 Intensity: 1/10 Fight Guns or Otherwise: 4/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 2/10 Musical Score: 2.5/10 Dialogue: 2/10 Logic In The Film: 6.5/10 Ouija Summoning is a 2015 film. It is a horror film. The run time is one hour and thirty minutes. The three main stars of the film are Tara Shayne (Known for Carefree), Marty Drew (Known for Mascots, Liza on Demand, Ready Player One, and Lost Girls: Angie’s Story), and Kristen Hagen (Known for Annabel Lee, Recovery, Material Girls, and Interstellar Wars). The director is Marwan Mokbel (Known for Ouija Summoning, Gayville a Musical, Set Me Free, and Life of Homer). A quick summary of the film is “A woman is haunted by an evil spirit after a game of Ouija board goes very wrong.” Let’s take a look at the categories and dissect this film a little more. Interest: The interest of this fi...

Can a couple of valley girls survive an apocalypse scenario? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 6.5/10 Acting: 7/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 6/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 7/10 Nudity: 1/10 Director Score: 4/10 Musical Score: 7.5/10 Dialogue: 7/10 Logic In The Film: 6/10 Night of The Comet is a 1984 film. The genres are it uses mostly are comedy horror, and sci-fi. Its run time is one hour and thirty-five minutes. The three main stars of this film are Robert Beltran (Known for Star Trek Voyager, Night of the Comet, Nixon, and Lone Wolf McQuade), Catherine Mary Stewart (Known for The Last Starfighter, Night of the Comet, Weekend at Bernie’s, and The Apple), and Kelli Maroney(Known for Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Night of the Comet, Ryan’s Hope, and True Blood) The director is Thom Eberhardt (Best known for Without a Clue, Ratz, Honey I Blew Up the Kid, and Night of the Comet) A quick summary of ...

Can a Navy SEAL and CGI make for a good movie? Let’s take a look shall we? The Scores Interest: 6/10 Acting: 5.5/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 4/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6.5/10 Nudity: 1/10 Director Score: 4.5/10 Musical Score: 1.5/10 Dialogue: 7/10 Logic In The Film: 7/10 Alien Warfare is a 2019 film Released only to Netflix. The genres the film exhibits are Action and sci-fi. Its run time is one hour twenty-eight minutes. The three main stars of the film are Clayton Snyder (Best known for The Lizzie McGuire Movie, Mondays, and The Reunion), David Meadows a former Navy SEAL (Best known for Captain Phillips, Imperium, Age of the Living Dead, and Alien Warfare) and Daniel Washington (Best known for Detroit, Alien Warfare, Defending Jacob, and Saul at Night). The director is Jeremiah Jones (Best known for 1,800 Days, CarJack, Alien Warfare, and Dream/Girl). A quick summary of the film is “Navy SEAL...

Interest: 3/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 7/10 Intensity: 5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 7/10 Nudity: 8/10 Crime: 6.5/10 Drama: 6/10 Production Value: 6.5/10 Logic: 5/10 Black Belt Jones 2: The Tattoo Connection is a 1978 sequel for The original Black Belt Jones. Its Run time is one hour and thirty minutes. It takes a more serious tone being an action, crime, drama film. The three stars of the film are Jim Kelly (Known for Enter the Dragon, Black Belt Jones, Black Samurai, and Death Dimension), Sing Chen (Known for Double Impact, Fan Dau Mui, Shanghai 13, and Xiao Sha Xing), and Tao-Liang Tan (Known for Shao Lin men, Breathing Fire, Tornado of Pearl River, and Zui hou yi kou qi). A quick summary of the film is “ An American insurance investigator goes to China to retrieve a near perfect, famous diamond by a local crime organization.” I’m excited about the sequel, to see if it has the same magic the first one did....

Interest: 4/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6.5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Horror: 5/10 Gore: 6/10 Mystery: 5/10 Logic: 5/10 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is a 1998 Horror Mystery film. Its run time is one hour and forty minutes. The Three Top Stars are Jennifer Love Hewitt (Known for I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Tuxedo, Heartbreakers, and I Still Know What You Did Last Summer), Freddie Prinze JR. (Known for She’s All That, Scooby-Doo, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed) and Brandy Norwood (Known for I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, Moesha, Osmosis Jones, and The Game). The movie is obviously a sequel to I Know What You Did Last Summer, but let’s see how it stacks up shall we? Interest: Interest in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (Now going to be abbreviated to ISKWYDLS) is okay. It is a slow burner, that...

Interest: 5/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 4/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6.5/10 Nudity: 8/10 Action: 5/10 Crime: 5.5/10 Drama: 5/10 Logic: 4/10 Loaded is a 2008 film. It is a action, crime, drama film. Its run time is one hour and thirty-eight minutes long. It stars Jesse Metcalfe, ( Starred in John Tucker Must Die, Desperate Housewives, and The Other End Of The Line), Corey Large (Not known so much for acting, but was a producer for films such as The November Man, Frozen Ground, and It Follows) and Monica Keena (Freddy vs. Jason, While you Were sleeping, and in the TV show Dawson’s Creek). I think as it is an action film, it may be harder for this film to fail. The quick summary of this film is “Because of affluence, a young man’s life spirals into debauchery of sex, drugs and violence.” But let’s see how this movie fair shall we? Interest: My interest levels fluctuated greatly in the movie. In the beginning I was abou...

Interest: 6.5/10 Acting: 4/10 Storyline: 5.5/10 Intensity: 5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Horror: 2/10 Special Effects: 3/10 Gore: 6/10 Logic: 7/10 Meat Pie Massacre is a 2015 short film that is a horror film. It’s run time is fourty-one minutes. I made a list on Simkl with cult, obscure, underacted, and bad movies, and as I went through the giant list (the list ended at about 550 days of continuous watching) and saw this title, watched the trailer, and honestly had to see it. I knew it was low budget, but the trailer gave off the vibe that it may be good, or at least have heart in it. The actors and actresses in this film have not done much at all but one of the actors, Alex DiSanto found a way for me to watch it, and so now I’m reviewing it. The quick summary of the film is “A young psychopath runs a small business making meat pies out of humans she’s killed, and she forces her brother to he...

Interest: 5/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 7/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 10/10 Comedy: 6.5/10 Horror: 4.5/10 Gore: 8.5/10 Logic: 2/10 Cherokee Creek is a 2018 horror comedy film. The movie stars Billy Blair ( he was in Machete, and The Last Stand), Todd Jenkins (He was Ash in Macguyver, otherwise his big claim to fame is this movie) and Olivia Sabini (Known for Scandal Made me Famous, Starwatch, and Murder Made Me Famous) the movies run time (I have the Final Cut Version) is one hour and fifty-six minutes. The quick summary of this film is “A few friends kidnap another friend for a bachelor party out in the woods, and unknown to them, a large party animal is out there waiting.” Also as a fun fact Todd Jenkins reached out to me (the one I mentioned above) to review this so I’d like to say Thank you and no hard feelings. Interest: Interest in this movie is lacking in about half the...