Josh's Reviews

Piranha 3D, was it ever good? Let’s take a closer look and find out! The Scores Interest: 6/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5.5/10 Nudity: 10/10 Director Score: 6.5/10 Musical Score: 6/10 Dialogue: 6/10 Logic In The Film: 6.5/10 Piranha 3D came out in 2010. The genres it uses are comedy and horror. Its run time is one hour and twenty-eight minutes. The three main stars of the film are Richard Dreyfuss (Known for The Goodbye girl, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and Mr. Holland’s Opus), Ving Rhames (Known for Pulp Fiction, Bringing Out the Dead, Mission: Impossible II, and Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation), and Elisabeth Shue (Known for Leaving Las Vegas, Adventures in Babysitting, The Saint, and The Karate Kid (1984)). Alexandre Aja is the director (Known for High Tension, The Hills Have Eyes (2006), Piranha 3D, and Maniac). A quick summary of the...

Is this movie truly as bad as every one says it is, or do people just hold on a bit too much to nostalgia? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 7.5/10 Acting: 7/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 2/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Director Score: 7/10 Musical Score: 6/10 Dialogue: 6.5/10 Logic In The Film: 6/10 Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr. is the third film in the Ace Ventura films. Film genres the film encompasses are adventure, comedy, and crime. Run time for this film is one hour and thirty-three minutes. The Three main actors and actresses in the film are Josh Flitter (Known in The Greatest Game Ever Played, Nancy Drew, Big Momma’s House 2, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind), Emma Lockhart (Known for Batman Begins, The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Jr., and Special Ed), and Ann Cusack (Known for Grosse Pointe Blank, Accepted, Stigmata, and Tank Girl). D...

Can a couple of valley girls survive an apocalypse scenario? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 6.5/10 Acting: 7/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 6/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 7/10 Nudity: 1/10 Director Score: 4/10 Musical Score: 7.5/10 Dialogue: 7/10 Logic In The Film: 6/10 Night of The Comet is a 1984 film. The genres are it uses mostly are comedy horror, and sci-fi. Its run time is one hour and thirty-five minutes. The three main stars of this film are Robert Beltran (Known for Star Trek Voyager, Night of the Comet, Nixon, and Lone Wolf McQuade), Catherine Mary Stewart (Known for The Last Starfighter, Night of the Comet, Weekend at Bernie’s, and The Apple), and Kelli Maroney(Known for Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Night of the Comet, Ryan’s Hope, and True Blood) The director is Thom Eberhardt (Best known for Without a Clue, Ratz, Honey I Blew Up the Kid, and Night of the Comet) A quick summary of ...

Can three short films combined make a good feature length film? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 7.5/10 Acting: 9/10 Storyline: 7/10 Intensity: 6/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 8/10 Nudity: 4/10 Director Score: 8.5/10 Musical Score: 6.5/10 Dialogue: 8/10 Logic In The Film: 8/10 Body Bags is a 1993 film. Its genres encompass comedy, horror, and sci-fi. The run time is one hour and thirty-one minutes. The three main stars of the film are Mark Hamill (Known for Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi) Stacy Keach (Known for Nebraska, Escape from L.A., The Bourne Legacy, and Up In Smoke) and Robert Carradine (Known for Revenge of the Nerds, Escape from L.A., The Lizzie McGuire Movie, and Ghosts of Mars) John Carpenter is a director of the film (Known for Escape from New York, The Fog, Ha...

Can a comedy film from the 70’s dealing in Vansplotation and having a role with Danny Divito make it at least okay? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 3/10 Acting: 3/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 3/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 4/10 Nudity: 10/10 Director Score: 2/10 Musical Score: 4.5/10 Dialogue 5/10 Logic In The Film: 8/10 The Van is a 1977 film. It is in the genre of comedy. Its run time is one hour and thirty-two minutes. The three main stars are Stuart Goetz (Known for Spy Hard, Mimic, Traveler, and Sonic the Hedgehog animated series, all for music departments.) Deborah White (Known for Mallrats, St. Elsewhere, The Waltons, and Kojak as an actress) and Harry Morgan Moses (Known for Dan Miller, Everybody Hates Chris, Living Luminaries: On the Serious Business of Happiness, and The Van). This film also has Danny DeVito as a small character in the film as well. The Director is Sam Grossman and he...

Interest: 8/10 Acting: 5/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 2/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 7/10 Nudity: 0/10 Humor: 8/10 Crime: 6/10 Production Value: 4/10 Logic: 8/10 Black Belt Jones is a 1974 film. It is an action comedy film, and while I’m no expert I’d probably consider this a blaxplotation film. The movies run time is one hour and twenty-five minutes. The three stars of the film are Jim Kelly (Known for Enter the Dragon, Black Belt Jones, Black Samurai, and Death Dimension) Gloria Hendry ( Known for Live and Let Die, Freaky Deaky, Black Belt Jones, and Savage Sisters) and Scatman Crothers (Known for The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, The Aristocats, and Twilight Zone: The Movie) A quick summary of the film is “ A mafia buyout of a karate dojo goes awry, killing the owner. His daughter refuses to sell, and convinces the kids to get revenge, and fights with Jones and the kids against the mafia.” Let’s...

Interest: 8.5/10 Acting: 8/10 Storyline: 7.5/10 Intensity: 8/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 10/10 Nudity: 3/10 Comedy: 9/10 Sport: 9/10 Gore: 10/10 Logic: 10/10 Goon is a 2011 film. It is a comedy sports film. Its runtime is one hour and thirty-two minutes. Its three stars are Seann William Scott ( Known for American Pie, American Wedding, Dude, Where’s My Car, and American Pie 2), Jay Baruchel (Known for Goon, This Is the End, How to Train Your Dragon, and How to Train Your Dragon 2) and Alison Pill (Known for Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Goon, Milk, and Dan in Real Life) A quick summary of the film is “ A man is considered an outcast by his family, he works as a bouncer, overcoming odds to become a hockey player, and lead a misfit crew of semi-pro hockey players to glory, all while beating the crap out of everything in his path.” Let’s have a look shall we? Interest: Goon is honestly very intere...

Interest: 8/10 Acting: 8/10 Storyline: 7.5/10 Intensity: 8/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 9/10 Nudity: 0/10 Drama: 9/10 Insanity: 9/10 Musical Jigs: 7/10 Logic: 8/10 I was asked by the Twitter account of Mr.Pictures (They are the Production Company of the film) to review this movie. Bullitt County is an action, drama, thriller film. The movie is an hour and thirty-eight minutes long. This film came out late 2018/ early 2019. The top three billed actors in this film are Mike C. Nelson, Jenni Melear, and David McCracken. Between them, I’ve seen to my knowledge, zero percent of their work. The quick summary of this film is “Set in 1977 a few friends reunite for a bachelor party and hunt for old prohibition money, and terrible human nature runs its course. Let’s so how the movie is shall we? Interest: The movie starts off slowly, but very quickly becomes interesting. It may not be a well known film, but som...

Interest: 5/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 7/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 10/10 Comedy: 6.5/10 Horror: 4.5/10 Gore: 8.5/10 Logic: 2/10 Cherokee Creek is a 2018 horror comedy film. The movie stars Billy Blair ( he was in Machete, and The Last Stand), Todd Jenkins (He was Ash in Macguyver, otherwise his big claim to fame is this movie) and Olivia Sabini (Known for Scandal Made me Famous, Starwatch, and Murder Made Me Famous) the movies run time (I have the Final Cut Version) is one hour and fifty-six minutes. The quick summary of this film is “A few friends kidnap another friend for a bachelor party out in the woods, and unknown to them, a large party animal is out there waiting.” Also as a fun fact Todd Jenkins reached out to me (the one I mentioned above) to review this so I’d like to say Thank you and no hard feelings. Interest: Interest in this movie is lacking in about half the...

Dead Ant is a 2017 adventure comedy with some horror elements in it (be it the trashy parts or not). Its run time is one hour and twenty-seven minutes. It stars Sean Astin (Lord of the Rings fame as Sam) Natasha Blasick (was in Paranormal Activity 2) and Tom Arnold ( In True Lies, Sons of Anarchy, and Roseanne) It’s a not well known movie (saw it at Walmart for $10 bucks though) as on IMDB it has 224 reviews in total. The quick summary is “ A one hit wonder band embark on a trip in hope of rekindling the magic again, get some special peyote, and all things go wrong after, and how will they save themselves both musically, and their lives?’ So let’s see how this movie pans out, shall we? Interest: The movie is interesting, having a rock and roll band try to recapture their former glory, while doing drugs, partying it up, and trying to get some young tail. This makes for an interesting horror movie idea, that works for this film, but doesn’t truly grab you. I’d sa...

Interest: 7/10 Acting: 8/10 Storyline: 6/10 Humor: 8/10 Fights Guns or otherwise: 8.5/10 Excitement: 6/10 Horror: 4/10 Nudity: 7/10 Gore: 7/10 Logic: 6/10 Hell Baby is a comedy Drama movie from 2013. It’s run time is one hour and thirty three minutes. It also has some (to me) familiar actors and actresses who I’ve seen in TV shows as well as movies. The Movie was suggested to me by Jack Goldsmith. Let’s see if this movie is worth a watch shall we? Interest: The movie is definitely interesting. It does horror and comedy in a near “Scary Movie” sense of things, but it’s more scary than funny, although it is still funny, and quite a bit actually. Besides that, the sets look nice, the dialogue is great, and the premise is pretty funny if I do say so myself. Acting: The acting in this film is a little weird. Why I say weird is that one of the characters blatantly asks the questions we do while we watch the movie like “You speak Dog now?!” a...