Josh's Reviews

Can a comedy film from the 70’s dealing in Vansplotation and having a role with Danny Divito make it at least okay? Let’s find out! The Scores Interest: 3/10 Acting: 3/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 3/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 4/10 Nudity: 10/10 Director Score: 2/10 Musical Score: 4.5/10 Dialogue 5/10 Logic In The Film: 8/10 The Van is a 1977 film. It is in the genre of comedy. Its run time is one hour and thirty-two minutes. The three main stars are Stuart Goetz (Known for Spy Hard, Mimic, Traveler, and Sonic the Hedgehog animated series, all for music departments.) Deborah White (Known for Mallrats, St. Elsewhere, The Waltons, and Kojak as an actress) and Harry Morgan Moses (Known for Dan Miller, Everybody Hates Chris, Living Luminaries: On the Serious Business of Happiness, and The Van). This film also has Danny DeVito as a small character in the film as well. The Director is Sam Grossman and he...

Interest: 3/10 Acting: 6.5/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Horror: 3/10 Drama: 6/10 Gore: 4/10 Logic: 5/10 Bunnyman is a 2011 film. It is a horror film. Run time is one hour and thirty minutes. Bunnyman stars Cheryl Texiera ( Known for It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Girl Meets World, The Conners, and NCIS: Los Angeles), Matthew Albrechet (Known for The Artist, Listen to Your Heart, The Eves, and Buck Wild) and Alaina Agianci (Only known for Bunnyman). I saw the name and became interested in it, and then the box art, which told me either this is going to be a complete schlock fest with cheese pilled a mile high, or boring as crap. Let’s see how this one plays out shall we? Interest: My interest level in this movie fluctuated drastically in its entirety, although I can tell you at the beginning I was excited and honestly surprised, then my interest d...

Interest: 2/10 Acting: 1/10 Storyline: 0/10 Intensity: 0/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 2/10 Nudity: 0/10 Audio and Visuals: 3.5/10 Excitement: 1/10 Desert Scenery: 5/10 Logic: 1.5/10 Star Worms II: Attack of the Pleasure Pods, is a sci-fi film made by Troma in 1985, and if you don’t know Troma, most of their films are schlock crap, but sometimes have some sort of fun or uniqueness to them that make them appealing to someone. The run time of the film is one hour and thirty-five minutes. The movie doesn’t really star anyone prominent. The quick summary of the film is “A man must hide his identity on a deadly planet, the Star Prison. He and his men while there must fight their way through treachery for the Lords of the Evil Empire.” Let’s so how this stacks up shall we? Interest: I don’t think I have watched something so slow, with no pay off almost at all. Literally the first 3/4s of the movie is all plot… an...