Josh's Reviews

Interest: 7/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 7.5/10 Intensity: 4/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6.5/10 Nudity: 2/10 Action: 5/10 Horror: 6/10 Gore: 8/10 Logic 7/10 Nightbreed is a 1990 Film by Clive Barker. It is an action, fantasy, and horror movie. The runtime is one hour and fourty-two minutes. It stars Craig Sheffer (Known for A River Runs Through It, Nightbreed, The Program, and Demolition Man) Anne Bobby (Known for Beautiful Girls, Voicing Brigid Tenenbaum in the video game Bioshock, Born on the Fourth of July, and Nightbreed.) and David Cronenberg (Known for The Fly, Dead Ringers, eXistenZ, and Crash, all of which he directed). A quick summary of the movie is “A psychiatrist is helping a young man about his problems, a crazed serial killer is hunting down his victims, and a place called Midian are all connected somehow in this crazy tale” Nightbreed looks like it’ll be a good segment from horror into action,...

Interest: 8.5/10 Acting: 9/10 Storyline: 9/10 Intensity: 7/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 7.5/10 Nudity: 10/10 Horror: 6.5/10 Gore: 7.5/10 POV: 10/10 Logic: 8.5/10 Creep 2 was released in 2017, and is the sequel to Creep (2014) that I also recently reviewed. It is also a horror and thriller movie. Creep 2’s run time is one hour and eighteen minutes. Two new faces in the film are Karan Soni (Known for Deadpool and Deadpool 2, Safety Not Guaranteed, and Office Christmas Party) and Desiree Akhavan (Known for Appropriate Behaviour, The Miseducation of Cameron Post, The Bisexual, and The Slope). Typically sequels aren’t as good as the first, but Let’s see how this one fairs shall we? Interest: Creep 2 is just as interesting as the first. You still have the POV, but the way this movie plays out is different, we get to see inside the killers mind a little more, and see someone who is nearly disconnected from e...

Interest: 8.5/10 Acting: 9/10 Storyline: 9/10 Intensity: 7/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6.5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Horror: 7/10 Gore: 2/10 POV: 10/10 Logic: 7/10 Creep is a 2014 horror thriller film. It is on Netflix. It is also the first of three films ( the third one isn’t out yet) but the second one is out on Netflix also. The movie only has to main actors, Patrick Brice (Known Creep, The Overnight, Creep 2, and Safety Not Guaranteed) and Mark Duplass ( Safety Not Guaranteed, Creep, The One I Love, and the Lazarus Effect). The run time is one hour and seventeen minutes. A quick review of this movie is “ A man answers an online ad for a job of record the last messages of a dying man, but things turn weird after the recording.” Some say this film is one of the weirdest and scariest on Netflix, let’s see how it holds up shall we? Interest: My interest in Creep is incredibly high, which is nice considering most things that I was watching rece...

Interest: 5/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 4/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 6.5/10 Nudity: 8/10 Action: 5/10 Crime: 5.5/10 Drama: 5/10 Logic: 4/10 Loaded is a 2008 film. It is a action, crime, drama film. Its run time is one hour and thirty-eight minutes long. It stars Jesse Metcalfe, ( Starred in John Tucker Must Die, Desperate Housewives, and The Other End Of The Line), Corey Large (Not known so much for acting, but was a producer for films such as The November Man, Frozen Ground, and It Follows) and Monica Keena (Freddy vs. Jason, While you Were sleeping, and in the TV show Dawson’s Creek). I think as it is an action film, it may be harder for this film to fail. The quick summary of this film is “Because of affluence, a young man’s life spirals into debauchery of sex, drugs and violence.” But let’s see how this movie fair shall we? Interest: My interest levels fluctuated greatly in the movie. In the beginning I was abou...

Interest: 3/10 Acting: 3/10 Storyline: 4/10 Intensity: 2/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 3/10 Nudity: 0/10 Horror: 1/10 Gore: 4.5/10 Makeup: 2/10 Logic: 2/10 American Poltergeist is a 2015 film that is in the horror and thriller genre. The movie runs for one hour and eighteen minutes. It stars Donna Sprangler (Only known for this film and Beverly Hills Christmas) Simona Fusco ( Was in Beerfest, Extreme Movie, and Loaded) and Luke Brandon Field (Known for Where The Road Meets The Sky, Blackwood, and Emily & Tim). The movie is on Netflix so if you want to watch it after the review, that’s where it can be watched. A quick summary of this film is “ Some college kids rent a house, and visions of pain and torment surface. Then the visions and hallucinations come to life!” Let’s see if the movie is any good shall we? Interest: With a cast that at least to some extent have at least acted, and acted in okay movies...

Interest: 2/10 Acting: 1/10 Storyline: 0/10 Intensity: 0/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 2/10 Nudity: 0/10 Audio and Visuals: 3.5/10 Excitement: 1/10 Desert Scenery: 5/10 Logic: 1.5/10 Star Worms II: Attack of the Pleasure Pods, is a sci-fi film made by Troma in 1985, and if you don’t know Troma, most of their films are schlock crap, but sometimes have some sort of fun or uniqueness to them that make them appealing to someone. The run time of the film is one hour and thirty-five minutes. The movie doesn’t really star anyone prominent. The quick summary of the film is “A man must hide his identity on a deadly planet, the Star Prison. He and his men while there must fight their way through treachery for the Lords of the Evil Empire.” Let’s so how this stacks up shall we? Interest: I don’t think I have watched something so slow, with no pay off almost at all. Literally the first 3/4s of the movie is all plot… an...

Interest: 6.5/10 Acting: 4/10 Storyline: 5.5/10 Intensity: 5/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 0/10 Horror: 2/10 Special Effects: 3/10 Gore: 6/10 Logic: 7/10 Meat Pie Massacre is a 2015 short film that is a horror film. It’s run time is fourty-one minutes. I made a list on Simkl with cult, obscure, underacted, and bad movies, and as I went through the giant list (the list ended at about 550 days of continuous watching) and saw this title, watched the trailer, and honestly had to see it. I knew it was low budget, but the trailer gave off the vibe that it may be good, or at least have heart in it. The actors and actresses in this film have not done much at all but one of the actors, Alex DiSanto found a way for me to watch it, and so now I’m reviewing it. The quick summary of the film is “A young psychopath runs a small business making meat pies out of humans she’s killed, and she forces her brother to he...

Interest: 8/10 Acting: 8/10 Storyline: 7.5/10 Intensity: 8/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 9/10 Nudity: 0/10 Drama: 9/10 Insanity: 9/10 Musical Jigs: 7/10 Logic: 8/10 I was asked by the Twitter account of Mr.Pictures (They are the Production Company of the film) to review this movie. Bullitt County is an action, drama, thriller film. The movie is an hour and thirty-eight minutes long. This film came out late 2018/ early 2019. The top three billed actors in this film are Mike C. Nelson, Jenni Melear, and David McCracken. Between them, I’ve seen to my knowledge, zero percent of their work. The quick summary of this film is “Set in 1977 a few friends reunite for a bachelor party and hunt for old prohibition money, and terrible human nature runs its course. Let’s so how the movie is shall we? Interest: The movie starts off slowly, but very quickly becomes interesting. It may not be a well known film, but som...

Interest: 5/10 Acting: 6/10 Storyline: 5/10 Intensity: 7/10 Fights Guns or Otherwise: 5/10 Nudity: 10/10 Comedy: 6.5/10 Horror: 4.5/10 Gore: 8.5/10 Logic: 2/10 Cherokee Creek is a 2018 horror comedy film. The movie stars Billy Blair ( he was in Machete, and The Last Stand), Todd Jenkins (He was Ash in Macguyver, otherwise his big claim to fame is this movie) and Olivia Sabini (Known for Scandal Made me Famous, Starwatch, and Murder Made Me Famous) the movies run time (I have the Final Cut Version) is one hour and fifty-six minutes. The quick summary of this film is “A few friends kidnap another friend for a bachelor party out in the woods, and unknown to them, a large party animal is out there waiting.” Also as a fun fact Todd Jenkins reached out to me (the one I mentioned above) to review this so I’d like to say Thank you and no hard feelings. Interest: Interest in this movie is lacking in about half the...

Dead Ant is a 2017 adventure comedy with some horror elements in it (be it the trashy parts or not). Its run time is one hour and twenty-seven minutes. It stars Sean Astin (Lord of the Rings fame as Sam) Natasha Blasick (was in Paranormal Activity 2) and Tom Arnold ( In True Lies, Sons of Anarchy, and Roseanne) It’s a not well known movie (saw it at Walmart for $10 bucks though) as on IMDB it has 224 reviews in total. The quick summary is “ A one hit wonder band embark on a trip in hope of rekindling the magic again, get some special peyote, and all things go wrong after, and how will they save themselves both musically, and their lives?’ So let’s see how this movie pans out, shall we? Interest: The movie is interesting, having a rock and roll band try to recapture their former glory, while doing drugs, partying it up, and trying to get some young tail. This makes for an interesting horror movie idea, that works for this film, but doesn’t truly grab you. I’d sa...